written by pjrey oct-2000

Got Milk?

People have been drinking milk for years, but it hasn't been until recently that milk has been pushed in our faces everywhere you look. Little do people know that milk is poison (I'll refer to milk sometimes as "the devils drink of death").

Doctors, mothers, magazines, TV, and billboards have all told us how essential (and even cool) milk is for our ever-growing body. They say we need milk to strengthen our bones and teeth, and that if you really want to have a strong body/bone structure you need to have plenty of milk. And only milk, there is no other way to strengthen your bones then with milk

Milk (also know as "teat juice of the cow") is one of the worst things you can put in(to) your body. You might say, "well, when I was a baby I drank milk from my mothers bosoms and I needed it and it was good for me", exactly! When you were a baby, are you still a baby? You drink it until you don't need it any more, then you stop. This may sound odd, but if we still needed it, we would still be drinking from our mother's breasts. The breast stops producing milk only when the demand for it is no longer, and if we really needed it the demand would not stop. So we stop with our mother's milk, but what do we start to drink instead, cows milk, the frothy-white-drink-of-death! You don't see cows sucking on your mother's nipples do you? Think how they must feel.

What makes me the angry is the in-your-face-drink-milk-its-good-propaganda, the "got milk" ads with famous people and their pornographic 'milk mustaches'. I could see if it were for a cause, or to help someone or something, but its not, its just an add for milk (funded by the AFA, don't mess with them). I smoke Marlboro Reds and drink a lot of Pepsi, but I know these are bad for me, I know the ramifications they have and will have on my body and others who use the products. What makes me mad is how there are so many little boys and girls who are fooled into thinking milk is good for them. They are encouraged by their mothers or the media to drink it, they themselves may not even like it (at first anyway, but things done over a long period of time tend to grow on you), but they force it down glass after glass for the good of the body (or so they think). If one likes milk-has always liked milk-and knows the dangers of drinking the deadly drink of white, then fine, as long as they know, who am I to stop them.

When I bring up the whole milk=death topic people always argue, "what about my bones? Where am I going to get my calcium?" I always want to say, "you are a damn fool!", but I don't, instead I mention that you can get ten times the amount of calcium in raw green veggies, such as spinach, brussel sprouts, broccoli, or even orange juice, than you can get in milk. It's true that milk does have a fair amount of calcium, but along with that calcium comes a lot of other shit. Milk has been known to cause constipation in babies, earn infections, hepatitis (juvenile type 2), Hopkins disease, heart disease, bad breath and bad skin (complexion). I see kids in the cafeteria with 6 glasses of devil drink and with a face even a mother wouldn't want to kiss. I just want to go over to them and nock all the glasses over and say, "buddy, you don't need that", but they'd probably just punch me in the face and go refill there glasses with more of the poison. It's been proven that milk and other dairy products are the number one cause of acne, this includes ice-cream ladies! Ask any health professor at any college and they will say milk is one of the worst things you can put in your body, your body just doesn't know what to do with it. (There are obviously worst things you can put in your body, they mean worst as in contrast to thought to be good, but how its really bad). Keep in mind that the Eastern world has gone without milk and they are doing just fine.

This essay on milk is mainly for a class assignment, but it's also to inform the little lost milk-drinking souls who haven't been informed of the dangers of milk. So next time your about to drink the devils brew, think twice and remember these two three of life I'm giving you. 1) You are what you eat or drink. 2) what happens if you leave milk out on the counter for too long. Now think of what it does inside your little tummy [acid+milk=curdle]. 3)colon cancer isn't fun.
Where's your milk mustache?

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